Let the ethereal goddess energy of the universe permeate your body

Have you done your part to dismantle the patriarchy? 

Remember, every cishet white man murdered in cold blood is one step towards liberation

(for legal reasons I am obviously joking)

 

join my coven

join my coven

we have super cute tarot decks

and talk about childhood trauma

learn how to take your mother and

shove her into a jar

really make her suffer

revenge for your childhood

revenge for that church

bloodlust, my child, is the way of the world

I usually shy away from baneful magic

but that bitch from yesterday had it coming

they looked at me in the mirror and I realized

they had ruined my entire life.

did I ever read up on that self-love spell?

sure but I don’t think I’m ready for that

either way I have the ingredients lined up

in case I ever want to not suffer

some day in the future somewhere over the rainbow

 

getting back to the central point

my favorite cereal is Corn Pops

I imagine myself consuming bones of enemies

as I crunch down on all of them

drink your milk to grow nice and tall

that doesn’t work 

my life is a lie 

I grew up to be 22 inches

tall

anyway commit some arson tomorrow

please 

I can’t do it all myself